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Man overboard

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Paul Lynde, on Hollywod Squares, was asked, when a Man falls overboard, you should yell "man overboard." Now, what should you yell if a woman falls overboard?"

Paul: "Full speed ahead!"

True or false. Some airlines give you a thorough frisking before letting you board.

Paul: "That's the only reason I fly."
 
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