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Making People Happy

kyreb1862

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Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are
forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony. Once up
in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000
bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."

Not to be outdone, Britney rips a $1000 bill in half and throws it out the window,
saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."

Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina brags, "Look, I'm going to throw
1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it
anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane
and make 250 million people happy."
 
With the world's population of 4 billion+ people that's not really doing a lot of good, now, is it? :devilgrin: :jester:

Of course, I've heard that joke with various politicians named instead... but that's not allowed here... even if it would make the whole world happy. :yesnod: :smile:
 
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