Mafia iphone?

[Guest]

kelly just got in and told me a funny story. One of her students is an old school mate of mine. my friend just got herself a new iphone. Apparently this one you can ask it things and it'll tell you the answer. my friend is really funny and she's always goofing around. So, as a joke, she asks her phone, "where can I hide a body?"

Well, the phone then asks her, "Would you like a swamp, scrap yard, metal foundry etc..."

So she said swamp. "There are three swamps in your area."

Kelly said it was hysterical.

 

[DrEntropy]

Now we'll wait to see if the local cops pull her over and ask to search her car...

 

[JPSmit]

a friend will help you move
a true friend will help you move a body

 

[Basil]

iPhone4s - Siri

 

[DrEntropy]

"It even logs your inquiries and downloads them to the mothership for datamining and keywords."

 

[Silverghost]

Is Siri HAL's granddaughter?

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
"I don't think so, Dave."

HAL of course being the predecessor of IBM, literally - H,I/A,B/L,M.

Ahh, the utterly useless information my brain holds onto!!

 

[Silverghost]

kelly just got in and told me a funny story. One of her students is an old school mate of mine. my friend just got herself a new iphone. Apparently this one you can ask it things and it'll tell you the answer. my friend is really funny and she's always goofing around. So, as a joke, she asks her phone, "where can I hide a body?"

Well, the phone then asks her, "Would you like a swamp, scrap yard, metal foundry etc..."

So she said swamp. "There are three swamps in your area."

Kelly said it was hysterical.

What happens if you ask for the nearest crack house or den of iniquity?? Enquiring minds want to know!! LOL

 

[Guest]

Oh DUDE !!! I just gotta find out! I'll call her right now!