Body man: 'Tis but a scratch.
Buyer: A scratch?! Your car's trunk is off!
Body man: No it isn't.
Buyer: Well what's that then? <pointing>
Body man: I've fixed worse.
— BLATANTLY stolen from Monty Python And The Holy Grail :laugh:
And of course:
"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it." :laugh: :laugh: