Licking

[Boink]

https://www.theonion.com/article/report-americans-now-get-44-their-exercise-licking-56978

 

[JPSmit]

and help public safety as well:

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."

 

[Boink]

LOL

 

[AngliaGT]

https://www.theonion.com/article/report-americans-now-get-44-their-exercise-licking-56978

....and I thought most Americans got their exercise by lifting their cell phones.

 

[Boink]

....and I thought most Americans got their exercise by lifting their cell phones.

Probably a close second. :wink-new:

 

[GregW]

....and I thought most Americans got their exercise by lifting their cell phones.

Probably a close second. :wink-new:

What if they lick their cell phone while they talk on it?

 

[Gliderman8]

What if they lick their cell phone while they talk on it?

Did you say that tongue and cheek?

 

[GregW]

Did you say that tongue and cheek?

Ummmmmmmmmm



Maybe?

 

[Basil]

and help public safety as well:

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."

Ok, I'm telling that at my next Family to Family class. Always like to end my classes on a light note.

 

[JPSmit]

Ok, I'm telling that at my next Family to Family class. Always like to end my classes on a light note.

:thumbsup: