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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller
He can tell from her name plate that her name is Patricia Wack
Frog says “Ms Wack, I’d like to get a 30 thousand dollar loan to take a holiday."
The teller looks at the frog in disbelief and asks the frog his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger and that it’s ok, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, “sure I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she will have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into the back office.
She finds the manager and explains, “there’s a frog out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow 30 thousand dollars. He wants to use this as collateral,” and she holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?” She asks, incredulously.
The bank manager looks back at her and says.
He can tell from her name plate that her name is Patricia Wack
Frog says “Ms Wack, I’d like to get a 30 thousand dollar loan to take a holiday."
The teller looks at the frog in disbelief and asks the frog his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger and that it’s ok, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, “sure I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she will have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into the back office.
She finds the manager and explains, “there’s a frog out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow 30 thousand dollars. He wants to use this as collateral,” and she holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?” She asks, incredulously.
The bank manager looks back at her and says.
"It’s a knick knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone.”
