Reminds me of a story I once heard -
There was a man who lived to be 90.The press was there,
and one reporter asked what he attributed his long life to.
"Not drinking,or smoking cigarettes,& basicly living a clean life".
During the interview,there was a guy in the background yelling,& cussing
like a sailor.
"Who's that causing all that commotion?" the reporter asked.
"Oh him - that's my Father.He gets like that when he's drunk".