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The wife came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
The husband said, "Great, tell me why you're so happy!"
"I'm pregnant!" she shouted.
He said, "That's wonderful! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, Honey, wait, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean more?"
She said, "Well, we aren't having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed, he asked, "How do you know?"
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack Home Pregnancy Test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!"
The husband said, "Great, tell me why you're so happy!"
"I'm pregnant!" she shouted.
He said, "That's wonderful! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, Honey, wait, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean more?"
She said, "Well, we aren't having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed, he asked, "How do you know?"
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack Home Pregnancy Test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!"
