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A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman tells her that they have a large selection of them and shows her several patterns.
The blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the surprised salesman. "That sounds very small. What
room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room. They are for her computer
monitor.
The astounded salesman replies, "but lady, computers do not need curtains!"
The blonde says, "Helloooooooooo....I've got Windooooooooows!"
The blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the surprised salesman. "That sounds very small. What
room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room. They are for her computer
monitor.
The astounded salesman replies, "but lady, computers do not need curtains!"
The blonde says, "Helloooooooooo....I've got Windooooooooows!"