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An older, balding man of 57 walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The older man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said. The girl's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The older man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the older man stated, "by check".
I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "There's no money in that account."
"I know," said the older man, "But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND !"
The older man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said. The girl's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The older man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the older man stated, "by check".
I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "There's no money in that account."
"I know," said the older man, "But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND !"