It got ~my~ attention

[coldplugs]

This just in....

https://www.kjonline.com/news/allagash-maine-stolen-canoe-reward-gallon-gin.html .

If you see any strange canoes in your neighborhood, here's your chance.

 

[JPSmit]

Nice reward! I'm not a big fan of corporal punishment but that thief needs a good paddling!

 

[DrEntropy]

I hate to learn of this kind of thing (the theft, not the reward). Hope they recover it.

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Nice reward! I'm not a big fan of corporal punishment but that thief needs a good paddling!

Yep - definitely needs to be sent up the river.

 

[Basil]

They wil eventually catch up with the perp - then he'll be "up the creek without a paddle."

 

[equiprx]

This just in....

https://www.kjonline.com/news/allagash-maine-stolen-canoe-reward-gallon-gin.html .

If you see any strange canoes in your neighborhood, here's your chance.

Do you Canoe?

 

[TR6BILL]

This just in....

https://www.kjonline.com/news/allagash-maine-stolen-canoe-reward-gallon-gin.html .

If you see any strange canoes in your neighborhood, here's your chance.

Do you Canoe?

The gallon of gin piqued my interest. The last time I canoed drunk I flipped in the lake in Audubon Park, New Orleans.

 

[SilentUnicorn]

Canoes are not to forgiving. A buddy of mine flipped the lake for both of us one day. Pretty sure CAB was involved...

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[Silverghost]

$250 AND a gallon of gin??!! Honey Boo Boo Child is on the case!!

 

[Guest]

This just in....

https://www.kjonline.com/news/allagash-maine-stolen-canoe-reward-gallon-gin.html .

If you see any strange canoes in your neighborhood, here's your chance.

Do you Canoe?

The gallon of gin piqued my interest. The last time I canoed drunk I flipped in the lake in Audubon Park, New Orleans.

I didn't know canoeing was allowed in there, or would that explain the drunk part?

 

[weewillie]

Hey Billy, perhaps it was allowed before Bill got in there :banana: