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Irishman's 1st Baseball game
An Irishman moves to the USA and finally attends his first
baseball game. The first batter approaches the batter's box, takes a few swings, and then hits a double.
Everyone is on their feet screaming, "Run! Run!" The next batter hits a single. The Irishman listens as the crowd again cheers, "RUN! "RUN!" The Irishman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The umpire calls, "Walk!" The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Irishman stands up and screams, "Rrrrun ye lazy bashtard, rrrun!" The people around him begin laughing.
Embarrassed,the Irishman sits back down. A friendly fan, noting the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he's got four balls." The Irishman stands up and screams, "Walk with pride, laddie!"
An Irishman moves to the USA and finally attends his first
baseball game. The first batter approaches the batter's box, takes a few swings, and then hits a double.
Everyone is on their feet screaming, "Run! Run!" The next batter hits a single. The Irishman listens as the crowd again cheers, "RUN! "RUN!" The Irishman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The umpire calls, "Walk!" The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Irishman stands up and screams, "Rrrrun ye lazy bashtard, rrrun!" The people around him begin laughing.
Embarrassed,the Irishman sits back down. A friendly fan, noting the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he's got four balls." The Irishman stands up and screams, "Walk with pride, laddie!"
