kennypinkerton
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Investing for your retirement:
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
It's called the 401-Keg Plan /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
It's called the 401-Keg Plan /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif