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THE YEAR IS 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the
seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia (formally
known as California). White minorities still trying to
have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States
crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American
Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran,
Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe
levels.
France pleads for global help after being overtaken by
Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned
all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89
and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key
to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast
shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her
mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their
civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal
political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with
congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floridians still don't know how to use a voting machine.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the
seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia (formally
known as California). White minorities still trying to
have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States
crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American
Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran,
Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe
levels.
France pleads for global help after being overtaken by
Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned
all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89
and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key
to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast
shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her
mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their
civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal
political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with
congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floridians still don't know how to use a voting machine.
