I'll Just Leave This Here

[HealeyRick]

"Mother-of-two's life is saved by her enormous 38JJ breasts which cushioned the impact when Mini Cooper ploughed into her"

Read more: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...s-Mini-Cooper-ploughed-her.html#ixzz3eBhCvzbj
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[Deleted member 8987]

I'll just snag this and save it before some sensitive forum member decides this doesn't fit in with their particular sense of whatever.
Funny.
'The paramedic who treated me on the scene later told me I was really lucky to be alive and that I should be grateful for my airbags. That was the word she used.'

 

[Gliderman8]

Personal assets are a good thing.

 

[Boink]

I could have done without the actual images. The ones I had initially created (before I saw the photos) were MUCH better.

 

[coldplugs]

If it's in the Daily Mail, it ~must~ be true. Isn't this paper sort of a cross between The Onion and the National Enquirer?

 

[Boink]

If it's in the Daily Mail, it ~must~ be true. Isn't this paper sort of a cross between The Onion and the National Enquirer?

Sort of. Though, it has been reported on multiple, equally questionable, sources. :wink-new:

 

[Deleted member 8987]

If it's in the Daily Mail, it ~must~ be true. Isn't this paper sort of a cross between The Onion and the National Enquirer?

The Daily Mail (UK) is what they stuff panels on LBC's with for noise deadening (and why they are so loud). Show some respect, eh?