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A young lady decides she would like to take up ice fishing.
So, she observes others doing ice fishing, asks many questions of those doing ice fishing, buys here "gear" and is ready to start.
Off she goes, gets out on the ice, sets up, and gets ready to cut her first hole in the ice, and a loud voice says:
"There are no fish under the ice!"
So, she moves a good distance down the ice, and gets ready to cut a new hole in the ice, and again, the voice says:
"There are no fish under the ice!"
Once more, moves way down the ice, gets ready to cut her fishing hole, and the loud voice:
"There are no fish under the ice!"
She says:
"Is that you, God?"
Voice comes back.....
"No, this is the manager of the skating rink, and there are no fish under the ice!"
So, she observes others doing ice fishing, asks many questions of those doing ice fishing, buys here "gear" and is ready to start.
Off she goes, gets out on the ice, sets up, and gets ready to cut her first hole in the ice, and a loud voice says:
"There are no fish under the ice!"
So, she moves a good distance down the ice, and gets ready to cut a new hole in the ice, and again, the voice says:
"There are no fish under the ice!"
Once more, moves way down the ice, gets ready to cut her fishing hole, and the loud voice:
"There are no fish under the ice!"
She says:
"Is that you, God?"
Voice comes back.....
"No, this is the manager of the skating rink, and there are no fish under the ice!"
