My brother and his buddy run hopped up Dodge Shelby GLHS's. For those of you unfamiliar with the car, it's basically a FWD grocery getter with a turbo intercooled 4-banger.
One day, on a pizza run, my brother, his bud, and his bud's girlfriend encounterd a guy in a hot rodded late 90's "Cobra" (whatever) Mustang. Mr Mustang was looking for action, and he got it in spades. They beat him any way he wanted run. There was nothing pony boy could do to touch that little Dodge.
Finally, nearly in tears, Mustang rolls down the window and says "Whatta ya got in that thing?" to which my brother's bud replied, "3 adults, a full tank of gas and a large pizza!"