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A Southern Baptist minister was completing a
temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all
the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd
take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn # 365, "Shall We Gather at the
River."
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temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all
the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd
take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn # 365, "Shall We Gather at the
River."
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