How to impress a woman

[weewillie]

Compliment her
Respect her
Honour her
Cuddle her
Kiss her
Caress her
Love her
Stroke her
Tease her
Comfort her
Protect her
Hug her
Hold her
Spend money on her
Wine and dine her
Buy things for her
Listen to her
Care for her
Stand by her
Support her
Go to the ends of the earth for her


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN











Show up naked
Bring food

 

[GregW]

Is beer considered food now?

 

[Steve]

Well, Guinness has been scientifically proven to have nutritious value, so yes, so long as it's Guinness!

 

[weewillie]

absolutely

 

[martx-5]

Is beer considered food now?

Let's see, grain, water, yeast and hops...with the exception of the hops, the rest of the ingredients are the <span style="font-weight: bold">same as bread</span>. And, a good wheat beer such as Hoegaarden even <span style="font-weight: bold">smells like bread!</span>

 

[Don_Neff]

> Is beer considered food now?

Oh yes! It is no longer just for breakfast.

 

[GregW]

Oh yes! It is no longer just for breakfast.

I thought the thing that wasn't just for breakfast anymore was orange juice







with vodka.

 

[14dna]

Willie;

I just want to know how many guys do you think will read that entire list of things to impress a woman.

I mean, let's be real about attention spans OK?

Dave :lol:

 

[GregW]

Dave,
We don't need to remember. We'll be reminded, often.

 

[14dna]

OH!!!!!!

That's what Annie meant at supper tonight. Thanks Greg!

Dave