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DrEntropy

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On seeing a kidney shaped swimmin' pool at a friend's house:

"Ooooh, LOOK!! It's the Blue Legume!"

...sheesh... can't take 'er anywhere. :jester:
 
Stu said:
the second time to apologise.

OI!!! Careful, laddie. I've ~NO~ influence over 'er...

And she may actually SEE this thread. You'd then be on a "list" she seems t' keep. :devilgrin:


...and I'd miss ya, Stu. :smirk:
 
:wink:

I'll toss somefin' shiny onna floor, she'll be distracted long enuff for ya t' get outta th' room.

:jester:
 
Is the Mrs. related to Gallagher? :smile: That sounds like something he'd come up with: It's not a cemetery, it's a bury patch!
 
Funny bit of trivia re: 'smits. "Jepoardy" was runnin' last eve, the ~ONLY~ question she got correct in the first round was: "This element in the periodic table is number 55."

Her INSTANT response was: "What's CESIUM?!"


...how she would know this is an absolute mystery to me. :crazyeyes:
 
The second most frightening: finding out.

Jim
 
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