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Hormone Hostage

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Jedi Knight
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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

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Personal recommendation: Go on that all day (better yet all week conclave) drive and deal with the fallout afterwards.
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pretty good


mark
 
HMPHF!
We girls aren't all that bad, just you wait till you get home Mister...then you'll know BAD! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
There is also the simple one for men: Beer, Sport and more Beer...finished off nicely by something that passes for food. Forget sex.....you haven't earnt it.
 
Kira,

If we have enough beer, food and sports, we don't need sex, just a nice place to nap.
 
Forget sex.....you haven't earnt it.

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