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High seas adventures

Murieta

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A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Jim, Tom and Susie.
They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing with Jim and Tom. She felt it was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.
It was tragic, but Jim and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Jim and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened.
Well, a couple more years went by and Jim and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.
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So, they buried Susie.
 
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh gross, now I have to get shock treatments to clear my mind ---- again.

:pukeface:
 
J-P,

my TR4 is in such a state of dereliction I felt concerned by that joke, gross as it is ... :jester:
 
Either way that one went, it was gonna be bad.
 
Wait a couple of years and they will get a "head stone" going............
 
And the classic return:

"How do you give stone?"
 
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