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Subject: Cajuns in heaven
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> Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some
> Cajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging
> on The Pearly Gates. My horn is missing. Barbecue sauce is all over their
> robes. Ham hock, spareribs, and crawfish shells are all over the streets
> of gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They have been late
> taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are
> watermelon seeds all over the clouds. They have eaten almost every animal
> up here! Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is
> messing up their hair."
>
> The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is
> home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's
> call the Devil and see how he is dealing with them."
>
> The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on."
>
> The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello, God, what can I do for
> you?"
>
> God replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there with
> the Cajuns you have there."
>
> The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and puts the Lord on hold.
>
> After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What
> was the question?"
>
> God asked again, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
> The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this..... Hold on God."
>
> This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said,
> "I'm sorry, God, I can't talk right now. These coonazzes have done put the
> fire out, and are holding a Crawfish and Shrimp boil benefit to install
> air conditioning!"
>
>
> Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some
> Cajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging
> on The Pearly Gates. My horn is missing. Barbecue sauce is all over their
> robes. Ham hock, spareribs, and crawfish shells are all over the streets
> of gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They have been late
> taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are
> watermelon seeds all over the clouds. They have eaten almost every animal
> up here! Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is
> messing up their hair."
>
> The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is
> home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's
> call the Devil and see how he is dealing with them."
>
> The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on."
>
> The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello, God, what can I do for
> you?"
>
> God replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there with
> the Cajuns you have there."
>
> The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and puts the Lord on hold.
>
> After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What
> was the question?"
>
> God asked again, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
> The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this..... Hold on God."
>
> This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said,
> "I'm sorry, God, I can't talk right now. These coonazzes have done put the
> fire out, and are holding a Crawfish and Shrimp boil benefit to install
> air conditioning!"
