Back in 2008 or so, Mrs JP, darling daughter and I were returning from a trip to Florida when we decided to stop at New River Gorge for a bathroom break. Was parking the car and someone backed into me in the parking lot. Mrs JP and DD head for the bathroom and a park ranger (also an officer of the peace) comes to sort it all out. He takes my ID as well as the other fellow, moves away a bit and slowly it dawns on me that I have about 8 rangers in a circle around me all with hands on holsters. Park ranger comes over and explains that running my ID through the computer gets a hit of a guy, also Canadian, who has used my name as an alias. But, says he, you have cooperated so far so we won't put you in handcuffs. Two hours later after they searched the car they further discover that the fellow wanted has many tattoos (I have none) so away we went. The other fellow and his girlfriend got to spend the same two hours, in their truck none the wiser at all. And when I got home went to the police station and asked but, there was no record this side of the border. One day we might stop at the New River Gorge to actually look at the gorge. Maybe.
Oh and when Mrs JP and DD got back from the bathroom the ranger told her to go into the circle to talk to me - I would explain. I did, and she burst out laughing. If that's not love....
PS when you drive through Summersville do the speed limit exactly. It is a notorious speed trap - don't ask me how I know.