Headache

[Basil]

So I'm sitting here in Califonia Pizza waiting for my lunch and there are two ladies sitting at the table next to me. One or both smell like they have marinated in perfume and it's seriously giving me a headache!

 

[Basil]

Ok I finally had to move. Geez why do some women use so much perfume?

 

[DNK]

It sold as RID-O-MEN.
At a fine Drug Store near you.

 

[Gliderman8]

Turn up the volume at the table

Xu_EN2s" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

 

[PAUL161]

Ok I finally had to move. Geez why do some women use so much perfume?

Probably that expensive stuff at Walmart! Can also be used as parts cleaner! OOps, parts cleaner smells better.

 

[vagt6]

Seems like such ladies are always wearing "Shalimar": smells really sweet, like stinky artificial flowers.

Whenever I encounter someone wearing too much perfume/cologne, I assume they're trying to cover up something . . .

 

[Guest]

OOps, parts cleaner smells better.

The night I met my wife I smelled like gas......and I still do.



Too much perfume is bad, but too much lod lady Avon powder will kill you !!!!!


My wife occationally wears "husband repellent".

One of which is off bug spray. Aint nothing worse than a mouth full of that after kissing her on her neck.

The next is this REALLY sticky, stinky old lady lipstick. It looks great, just smells and tastes like something you would expect to find on an old woman laying in a casket........not kidding !!!!!!

YUCK !!!!

It's really expensive and she doesn't wear it often. Usually only when we go out. It doesn't bother me at all when she wears it out and I'm not with her.


.....and I never have to worry 'bout her foolin' around !!!! :wink:

 

[William]

I have a similar reaction as Basil's to most perfumes-they give me a headache, especially if I'm in a confined space with them for a long time (such as in a car...). I usually have to have a "talk" if a woman I'm dating is wearing a lot of scent, usually I can make a case for getting them to tone it down or eliminate it completely. But, I've also broken up with women after a few dates when they've refused to respect this one, frankly very simple, wish.

The worst, though, is patchouli oil. That stuff doesn't smell nice at all, <span style="font-style: italic">and</span> it's strong. I'd like to meet the genius who managed to convince people that patchouli was an acceptable scent to wear...and punch them in the nose.

-Wm.

 

[Guest]

I hate that stuff too.

 

[DrEntropy]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:] I have a similar reaction as Basil's to most perfumes-they give me a headache, especially if I'm in a confined space with them for a long time (such as in a car...). I usually have to have a "talk" if a woman I'm dating is wearing a lot of scent, usually I can make a case for getting them to tone it down or eliminate it completely. But, I've also broken up with women after a few dates when they've refused to respect this one, frankly very simple, wish.

The worst, though, is patchouli oil. That stuff doesn't smell nice at all, and it's strong. I'd like to meet the genius who managed to convince people that patchouli was an acceptable scent to wear...and punch them in the nose. [/QUOTE]

Just throw up some fish dinner in her lap.

 

[Guest]

Yeah doc, but that can get costly.

 

[William]

Just throw up some fish dinner in her lap.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:]Yeah doc, but that can get costly.[/QUOTE]

Not at the sort of places I can afford to go to!