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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad
attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth
was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to
change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing
soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's
vocabulary. Finally John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more
rude. John in desperation, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For
a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly
there was total quiet. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John opened the
freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said "I believe I may have
offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for
my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to
correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was about the ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in
his attitude when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth
was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to
change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing
soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's
vocabulary. Finally John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more
rude. John in desperation, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For
a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly
there was total quiet. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John opened the
freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said "I believe I may have
offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for
my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to
correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was about the ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in
his attitude when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
