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Alan Alda, a/k/a Hawkeye. Just 86 years young today.
Hawkeye: Actually, I’m pursuing my lifelong quest for the perfect, the absolute driest martini to be found in this or any other world. And I think I may have hit upon the perfect formula.
Trapper John: Five to one?
Hawkeye: Not quite. You pour six jiggers of gin and you drink it while staring at a picture of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor of vermouth.
Hawkeye: Actually, I’m pursuing my lifelong quest for the perfect, the absolute driest martini to be found in this or any other world. And I think I may have hit upon the perfect formula.
Trapper John: Five to one?
Hawkeye: Not quite. You pour six jiggers of gin and you drink it while staring at a picture of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor of vermouth.
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