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Steve

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A woman appears in court accused of beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge turns to her and asks, "First offender?"

She replies, "No your honour, first I used a Gibson, then a Fender..."
 
<snort>
 
She's in serious treble.
 
Lizzie Borden took an axe...
 
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