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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft; it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
A man walked into the doctor's office. He said, "I've hurt my arm in several places."
The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore."
~~~ Compliments of Tommy Cooper - some of our British members will know of him. ~~~
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft; it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
A man walked into the doctor's office. He said, "I've hurt my arm in several places."
The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore."
~~~ Compliments of Tommy Cooper - some of our British members will know of him. ~~~
