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I’d like to see a very long list. I’ll start with a few I like:
1) The problem with your fuel is your ignition.
2) When I die, don’t let my wife sell my tools for what I told her I paid for them.
3) Lucas may be the Prince of Darkness, but a gentleman doesn’t motor around after dark anyway.
4) I’ve spent a fortune on women, boos, and British Cars; the rest I just squandered.
5) I keep all my parts and repair receipts; I just don’t dare add them up.
6) Like everyone, I keep a fire extinguisher behind my seat just in case my car catches fire.
7) Of course everything’s fine; can’t you smell it?
1) The problem with your fuel is your ignition.
2) When I die, don’t let my wife sell my tools for what I told her I paid for them.
3) Lucas may be the Prince of Darkness, but a gentleman doesn’t motor around after dark anyway.
4) I’ve spent a fortune on women, boos, and British Cars; the rest I just squandered.
5) I keep all my parts and repair receipts; I just don’t dare add them up.
6) Like everyone, I keep a fire extinguisher behind my seat just in case my car catches fire.
7) Of course everything’s fine; can’t you smell it?
