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kyreb1862
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Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY
City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer was
quite taken aback, and requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my
Rolls-Royce", the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the
bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.
Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his
loan and get his car back. The loan officer checked the records and told him, "That
will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest." The man wrote out a check,
thanked the loan officer, and started to walk away.
"Wait sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone, I found out you are a
millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow
The man smiled. "Where else could I securely park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for
two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer was
quite taken aback, and requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my
Rolls-Royce", the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the
bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.
Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his
loan and get his car back. The loan officer checked the records and told him, "That
will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest." The man wrote out a check,
thanked the loan officer, and started to walk away.
"Wait sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone, I found out you are a
millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow
The man smiled. "Where else could I securely park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for
two weeks and pay only $15.40?"