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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look
for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had
something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure
enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in
the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to
my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'
I just don't remember much after that."
two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look
for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had
something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure
enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in
the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to
my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'
I just don't remember much after that."
