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Little Bruce and Jenny
are only 10 years old,
but they just know that they are in love. One day
they decide that they want
to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to
ask him for her hand, Bruce bravely walks up
to him and says "Mr.
Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask
you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was
just the cutest thing,
Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10.
Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it,
Bruce replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than
mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is
just adorable, Mr. Smith
says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live?
You're not old enough
to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly
replies, "Our allowance
Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a
week. That's about 60
bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith
is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Bruce won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you.
What will you do if the
two of you should have little ones, Bruce just shrugs his
shoulders and says "Well,
we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks Bruce is adorable.
are only 10 years old,
but they just know that they are in love. One day
they decide that they want
to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to
ask him for her hand, Bruce bravely walks up
to him and says "Mr.
Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask
you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was
just the cutest thing,
Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10.
Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it,
Bruce replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than
mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is
just adorable, Mr. Smith
says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live?
You're not old enough
to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly
replies, "Our allowance
Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a
week. That's about 60
bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith
is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Bruce won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you.
What will you do if the
two of you should have little ones, Bruce just shrugs his
shoulders and says "Well,
we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks Bruce is adorable.