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This is based on a video clip someone sent me...

One day at the German Coast Guard Station:

RADIO CALL: May Day May Day!

German Coast Guard Operator: Hallo! Dis iz zee German Coast Guard!

RADIO CALL: "We are sinking!"

Coast Guard Operator: "What are you sinking about?"
 
German coast? hehehehehe
 
for some unknown reason, this made me think of Bill Cosby - "How long can you tread water?"
 
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif classic bit of comedy!
 
That German Fellow Keenan, may have somthing to say about this post.

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Keenan's about as German as I am Irish. No offense.

I mean I'm of irish decent, but I was born in west virginia. Raised in Alabama. That make's me one o' them dammed yankees! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
OOOH-ahhhh.
 
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Keenan's about as German as I am Irish. No offense.


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No offense taken Kenny..

I'm not Irish either. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif

Paul
 
We are going off topic with this.
At least that is what I am sinking.
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Well, it WAS humorous at least.
 
Then there's: Mairsey Doats and Dozey Doats and Little Lamzey Divey....
 
I know Germany has a coast - that's frozen - what - 9 months out of the year?
 
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I know Germany has a coast - that's frozen - what - 9 months out of the year?

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Cold but not frozen.
 
Ships of the German Coast Guard:
Altogether 28 ships make up the fleet, 10 by the German Federal Police, 12 by the Customs, 3 for Fishery protection and 3 of the Federal Waterways and Shipping Administration. Also several helicopters and planes are in use.
 
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