Hi Guest!
Hey - did you know if you click on the title of a thread it will take you to the first unread post since you last visited that thread?
but were afraid to ask: 
STOP!! Never post your email address in open forums. Bots can "harvest" your email! If you must share your email use a Private Message or use the 
smilie in place of the real @
Pretty Please - add it to our Events forum(s) and add to the calendar! >> 
Offline
In today's paper there were several funny George Burns lines:
1) If you live to be 100, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
2) When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
3) First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
4) Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
5) It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the 13th or the 14th.
1) If you live to be 100, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
2) When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
3) First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
4) Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
5) It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the 13th or the 14th.
