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Geek Humor [which is why I like it!]

sammyb

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Saw a guy at Costco last week wearing a shirt that said this:

There are 10 people in this world.
Those who understand binary
and those who don't

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You might be a geek if:
<ul type="square">
[*]Dilbert is your hero.
[*]Your spouse sends you an e-mail to call you to dinner.
[*]You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside.
[*]You ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project.
[*]You have never sat through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz.
[*]You sign Christmas cards by putting :smile: next to your signature.
[*]The thought that a CD could refer to finance or music rarely enters your mind.


[*]The only jokes you know are on the web

[/list]
 
More geek Humor:


They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.

Computer Help Desk Motto: "Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity."
 
[ QUOTE ]
You might be a geek if:
<ul type="square">
[*]Dilbert is your hero.
[*]Your spouse sends you an e-mail to call you to dinner.
[*]You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside.
[*]You ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project.
[*]You have never sat through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz.
[*]You sign Christmas cards by putting :smile: next to your signature.
[*]The thought that a CD could refer to finance or music rarely enters your mind.


[*]The only jokes you know are on the web

[/list]

[/ QUOTE ]

You forgot:

<ul type="square">[*]All your coffee table coasters are from your collection of bad CD burns, and AOL spam CDs[/list]
 
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