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No tanker in the traffic jam! Pity! :emmersed:
 
You see your not-so-favorite politician fall into a river that is a raging torrent. You can either toss them a rope and save their lives, or take a pulitzer prize winning photo. Question: What shutter speed and aperture would you use?
 
The new Oklahoma Bar Exam has just one question. It is a question of ethics. It is difficult and requires some thought. The explanation is:

You're a lawyer and a feeble, elderly lady comes in wanting you to help with her simple will and she has $300 to pay for it. You explain that you charge $350 for that service and will not take less so she will have to go home and get the other $50 before you will help. About four hours later after taking the bus clear across town and back, including several transfers, she returns with the money. By mistake though she picked up an additional $100 bill instead of the $50 she intended, unknowingly handing you $400 instead of the $350 you required. Now the question you have to consider is...

Do you tell your partners?
 
Bayless said:
The new Oklahoma Bar Exam has just one question. It is a question of ethics. It is difficult and requires some thought. The explanation is:

You're a lawyer and a feeble, elderly lady comes in wanting you to help with her simple will and she has $300 to pay for it. You explain that you charge $350 for that service and will not take less so she will have to go home and get the other $50 before you will help. About four hours later after taking the bus clear across town and back, including several transfers, she returns with the money. By mistake though she picked up an additional $100 bill instead of the $50 she intended, unknowingly handing you $400 instead of the $350 you required. Now the question you have to consider is...

Do you tell your partners?
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I don't have to read any further than "You're a lawyer..." The answer is clear. I'd kill myself!
 
~Cold stare~ nope.
 
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