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kyreb1862

kyreb1862

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Are you tired of those sissy friendship poems that always
sound good but never come close to reality? Well here is a
series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:


1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot
revenge against the sorry bastard that made you sad

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is
choking you

3. When you smile - I know you are plotting somthing that I
must be involved in

4. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be until you quit whining

5. When you are confused - I will use little words

6. When you are sick - Stay the heck away from me until you
are well again. I DONT WANT WHATEVER YOU HAVE

7. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every
chance I get

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy
butt

9. This is my oath, I will pledge it to the end. Why you
ask? BECAUSE YOUR MY FRIEND
 
On number nine you have a typo it should be you're not your. This public service brought to you by the 8th grade english police.
 
Well, as long as we have the red pencil out...

waltesefalcon said:
On number nine you have a typo it should be you're not your. This public service brought to you by the 8th grade english police.
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"On number nine you have a typo: it should be 'you're'; not 'your'." :wink:
 
Mickey Richaud said:
Well, as long as we have the red pencil out...

waltesefalcon said:
On number nine you have a typo it should be you're not your. This public service brought to you by the 8th grade english police.
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"On number nine you have a typo: it should be 'you're'; not 'your'." :wink:
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Or as Mrs. Webb, my eighth grade English teacher, would have admonished:

"On number nine you have a typo, it should be 'you're', not 'your'."

:smile:

Ray
 
Or, as more commonly seen amongst the youth of today.

Because U R my friend.... :devilgrin:



Semi-colons... a vanishing species of punctuation!
 
Actually, it's not a <span style="font-weight: bold">typo</span>. It's a <span style="font-weight: bold">grammatical mistake</span>.
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i love the can of worms i opend on this post
 
No, no, no. It's not a 'typo', it's a 'typographical error' that's a grammatical error. :wink:
 
waltesefalcon said:
i love the can of worms i opend on this post
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OH my!!! THIS post has opened enough worms cans Dale would have enough bait for a LOOOONG time!!! :devilgrin:
 
LoL If you're opening a can of worms, whatever WAS in there was probably put there by your great, great, great, GREAT Grandmother!! And the seal leaked! :laugh: As for skinning a cat, the fur is warm, the guts make good laces and the rest goes in the stew kettle! <Ok, I am gonna stop now.... :sick: >
 
waltesefalcon said:
On number nine you have a typo it should be you're not your. This public service brought to you by the 8th grade <span style="font-weight: bold">english</span> police.
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...and that would be (capital 'E' ) Engish as in the language, not ( lower case 'e' ) english as in the spin given to a propelled ball by striking it on one side or releasing it with a sharp twist...surely. :whistle:
 
JamesWilson said:
I've never understood why anyone would can worms in the first place... :nonod:

It's not unlike wondering why anyone would want to skin a cat, let alone do so in a variety of different ways.... :crazy:
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When fishing, it is handy to have a can full of worms for bait! :wink:
 
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