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[AngliaGT]

Don't ask your wife
when dinner will be
ready when she is
mowing the lawn.

 

[DrEntropy]

...or with a machete in th' back yard...

 

[Basil]

...or with a machete in th' back yard...

And definitely don't tick her off while she has that in her hands!

 

[titanfan10]

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with?
She said yes, all the others were 9s and 10s.

 

[AngliaGT]

My Wife has been increasing the value of my
life insurance policy,& have noticed a lot of travel-
brochures around the house lately.
Should I be concerned?

 

[JPSmit]

 

[gonzo]

There's a entertaining little movie with Michael Caine, "Shock to the System", and his well placed "accidents".

 

[JPSmit]

and a delightful movie with Maggie Smith called Keeping Mum - also certain ummm creative removals

 

[John Turney]

Not sure if this should be here or in "Innovative Car Repairs.

 

[John Turney]

 

[AngliaGT]

I tell people that when if I get too full of myself,all I have to do is
tell that to my Wife - she reminds me that I'm not all that great!

 

[John Turney]

 

[Bayless]

I probably shouldn't laugh but I did.