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For Those "I Hate My Job Days"

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kyreb1862

kyreb1862

Jedi Knight
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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this...

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and
Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the drapes and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite
chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place
it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson!!"

HAVE A NICE DAY ...... AND REMEMBER.....
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB which IS WORSE THAN YOURS
 
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And for those of you who don't know how to tell the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer, it's really simple.
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The taste.
Jeff
 
kyreb1862 said:
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this...

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and
Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the drapes and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite
chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place
it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson!!"

HAVE A NICE DAY ...... AND REMEMBER.....
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB which IS WORSE THAN YOURS
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OK breathe, Oh God that was funny!!!
 
I have an opening for a morgue attendant at the hospital chain where I am the HR Director. Lot's of opportunity for advancement....it is not a dead end job.
 
Nice one.
 
We see that medical profession humor extends to HR now....

...used to send green orderlies up to OBGYN to request a fallopian tube from the nurses' station... phone always rang a few minutes after that with a hysterically laughing woman's voice onna other end.
 
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