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Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem,they give him $50.'The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper,he calls it a song, they give him $100.'The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!'
 
Would that it were so! :smirk:
 
an oldie but a goodie!
 
Would that it were so!
Amen Mickey, Why does the dollar that looks so small at the grocery store, look so large in the collection plate?
My wife and I took up the offering this morning and she had all the head shakers and waivers, so finished up well ahead of me and inexplicably started down my side from the back. I got the strangest look from folks when I tried to tap them for the second time in the same service. Thankfully my wife stopped me before I embarassed too many. God Bless everyone.
 
Dale -

It ain't really about the money. If so, I would never have gone to seminary!
 
Mickey Richaud said:
Dale -

It ain't really about the money. If so, I would never have gone to seminary!
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what!? (Oh yeah, me too)

:whistle:
 
Thank God for you both.
It's not about the money, but Jesus sure taught about it a lot.
 
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