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Bubba and Ray ( Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the
base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but
we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid
the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a
measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Ray shook hi s head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman! We
ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the
reconstruction of them New Orleans Levee!
base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but
we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid
the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a
measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Ray shook hi s head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman! We
ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the
reconstruction of them New Orleans Levee!