Fireman's Revenge

[Mickey Richaud]

Lesson learned!

 

[JamesWilson]

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...its nice when someone gets what they deserve..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yesnod.gif

 

[kyreb1862]

....Lets hear for the firemen... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yesnod.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif

 

[Phireman]

What's the deal with Fireman and their big red trucks? Always speeding down the roads making loud noises with flashy lights.....

Look at me! Look at me!

I just don't get it.

 

[RomanH]

During the winter here the firemen do it even better. They cover the car with water and freeze it in place! Saw a car one time that the ice was about a foot thick. Then the cops come and just keep ticketing it over and over and over..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif

 

[Bugeye58]

And then there was the Blonde, whose house was on fire. She called 911, and they asked her how to get there.
She replied, "DUH! Big red truck".
Jeff

 

[AngliaGT]

Then there were 4 Fireman,one of which just said......
....."It was big,& Red,& had a flashing Red light on top of it".

- Doug

 

[AngliaGT]

Or how about the old one -
Fireman (standing at the door with a shotgun in his hand)
"We got the cat out of the tree,Maam"

- Doug

 

[JamesWilson]

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.

The children began discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back, "said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close: "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

 

[jerrybny]

I love it!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hammer.gif