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One day a fireman was out in front of the fire station cleaning the fire engine when he noticed a little girl with a red wagon approaching. The wagon had a small ladder on each side hanging below the wagon and a garden hose neatly coiled in the middle of it. Thinking this to be cute he walked over to the little girl and said, "My, my, that is a very nice fire truck you have."
"Thank you," said the little girl.
The fireman then noticed that she had the wagon tied to the collar of her dog and the testicles of her cat. "You know I bet your fire truck would go a lot faster if you moved that one rope to the cat's collar," he said.
Thinking for a second, the little girl replied, " You're probable right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
"Thank you," said the little girl.
The fireman then noticed that she had the wagon tied to the collar of her dog and the testicles of her cat. "You know I bet your fire truck would go a lot faster if you moved that one rope to the cat's collar," he said.
Thinking for a second, the little girl replied, " You're probable right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."