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jlaird
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Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him
that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in
heaven. Fidel must go to heck. So Fidel goes to heck where Satan gives
him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Fidel
notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says,
"No hay problema, I'll send a couple of little devils to get yourstuff."
When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked -
St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally,
one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get
the luggage.
As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one
angel says to the other, "My goodness! Fidel has been in heck no more than
ten minutes and we're already getting refugees.
that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in
heaven. Fidel must go to heck. So Fidel goes to heck where Satan gives
him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Fidel
notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says,
"No hay problema, I'll send a couple of little devils to get yourstuff."
When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked -
St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally,
one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get
the luggage.
As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one
angel says to the other, "My goodness! Fidel has been in heck no more than
ten minutes and we're already getting refugees.
