Fiat

[Basil]

Now that Fiat owns Chrysler, a little timely humor:

How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
Just follow another one around.

What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
When it gets to 50,000 miles or (in other words) never.

Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
They enlarged the logo.

What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
The bus and train timetables.

How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.

A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Fiat."
The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."

How do you make a Fiat go faster?
Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.

What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
A miracle.

Two Fiats on a hilltop?
Science fiction.

Three Fiats on a hilltop?
A funny place to build a Fiat factory.

 

[GregW]

What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
The bus and train timetables.

That one tickled the old funny bone.

 

[tiga2]

...Humor from the 60,s no doubt, and could discribe most LBC's also. Having spent a lot if time in Europe latetly there are are a lot of cool Fiats and the retro 500 is a little gem.
Dont forget Fiat owns Ferrari.

 

[Gliderman8]

....the retro 500 is a little gem.

And the retro 500 won the European Car of the Year award; very cool car indeed.
Imagine the pastabilities for this car in the US (sorry, I just had to do that )

 

[aerog]

Dont forget Fiat owns Ferrari.

Ford owned Aston Martin from '94-'07, but it didn't improve my opinion of the Fiesta much

 

[William]

... and the retro 500 is a little gem.

My hypothetical new car would be a decision between Das MINI and a NuovaNuova 500. I like the way the MINI drives, but think the interior and much of the detailing is way too fussy. From what I understand the 500 doesn't drive quite as well, but I think it looks miles better (especially in Abarth trim).

Real good thing I'm broke.

-Wm.

 

[bugimike]

<span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FF0000">F</span></span></span>ix<span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #33FF33">I</span></span></span>t <span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FF0000">A</span></span></span>gain <span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #33FF33">T</span></span></span>ony! Seriously, one of my favorite cars I have owned was a 1969 124 Sport Coupe! You just have to get into the Italian temperament to really enjoy them !

 

[Keoke]

<span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FF0000">F</span></span></span>ix<span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #33FF33">I</span></span></span>t <span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FF0000">A</span></span></span>gain <span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #33FF33">T</span></span></span>ony! Seriously, one of my favorite cars I have owned was a 1969 124 Sport Coupe! You just have to get into the Italian temperament to really enjoy them !


Yeah lay on your back for hours cuz You gotta "FIX it Again Tomorrow"--Keoke

 

[TR6oldtimer]

Coming soon to the US?

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Coming soon to the US?

One can hope...

 

[mailbox]

Dont forget Fiat owns Ferrari.

Ford owned Aston Martin from '94-'07, but it didn't improve my opinion of the Fiesta much

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[AngliaGT]

Why do Fiats have rear window defrosters?
- So you can warm your hands in the Winter while
pushing it.

- Doug

 

[bugimike]

:lol: :lol: :lol: My rear defroster did not work!!!!