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Smesne
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An elderly gentleman returns home from the Doctor's office and begrudgingly tells his wife that they can no longer have sex due to his bad heart. In fact, the doctor has advised he sleep downstairs on the couch so he won't be tempted, as the exertion could prove fatal.
After a week of lonely nights on the couch, the man decides one night to ignore the physician's warnings. As he heads up the stairs to the bedroom, he runs into his wife coming down.
"Where are you going?", she asks. "I was coming upstairs to commit suicide. Where are you going?"
The wife replies, "I was coming down to kill you!"
After a week of lonely nights on the couch, the man decides one night to ignore the physician's warnings. As he heads up the stairs to the bedroom, he runs into his wife coming down.
"Where are you going?", she asks. "I was coming upstairs to commit suicide. Where are you going?"
The wife replies, "I was coming down to kill you!"