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Jedi Hopeful
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A cowboy parked his pickumuptruck in front of a new bar in town and walked to the door.
Here he was stopped by the doorman who told him
"You can't come in here. You aren't wearing a tie"
The cowboy went back out to his pickumuptruck and dug thru the junk in the bead, and behind the drivers seat, and under the seat and in the glove box but he couldn't find a tie! He did find a pair of jumper cables though so he tied them around his neck and went back to the bar.
"Can I come in now" he asked.
The doorman looked him over and said
"Ya, you can come in now, just don't try to start something."
 
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