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Escaped Prisioner

Gliderman8

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I saw a small prisoner escaping down a ladder today and I thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending.
 
Reminds me:
Did you hear about the dwarf palm-reader that escaped from prison? They're looking for a small medium at large.
 
And then there was the dwarf in the elevator. No matter which way he turned, he had his nose in somebody else's business.
 
:glee:
 
Why isn't this in the Midget forum?
 
Guy is jailed for attack on a smiling fortune teller.

Charge: striking a happy medium.
 
Guy is jailed for attack on a smiling fortune teller.

Charge: striking a happy medium.

In other news, the fortune teller should have seen the attack coming!
 
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