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1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash? 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement?
1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God? 1 billigam
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour? Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? 1 Rod Sterling
8. Half of a large intestine? 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches? 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis? 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes? A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers? 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones? 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles? 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days? 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 10 cards? 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs? 1 Fig Newton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks? 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish? 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins? 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations? 1 decoration
23 100 rations? 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms? 1 diagram
25. 8 nickles? 1 paradigms
26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital? 1 IV League
27. 100 Senators? Not 1 decision
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash? 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement?
1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God? 1 billigam
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour? Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? 1 Rod Sterling
8. Half of a large intestine? 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches? 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis? 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes? A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers? 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones? 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles? 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days? 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 10 cards? 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs? 1 Fig Newton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks? 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish? 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins? 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations? 1 decoration
23 100 rations? 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms? 1 diagram
25. 8 nickles? 1 paradigms
26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital? 1 IV League
27. 100 Senators? Not 1 decision
